"Schnitzel House is a great low-effort option if you’re looking for a fun dinner. Reservations are easy to find. The majority of the tables are perfect for four. And the portion sizes and prices won’t make the check-drop an anxious moment for all. This is also a good one if you’re unsure of the other couple’s food preferences. Schnitzel House’s menu is a pretty safe mix of things that are hard to hate: big slabs of fried meat, latkes, and currywurst. There’s even a vegan schnitzel if you found out seven seconds into dinner that Bradley is two weeks into veganism. " - mariana trabanino, ryan pfeffer