"Miami has exactly one good tiki bar (the Kaona Room). But we have nothing like the 69-year-old Mai-Kai, which is still a destination for tiki bar obsessives. It feels like walking into an old ship full of pirates who washed ashore 100 years ago and have been steadily drinking since. The vaguely Polynesian and Southeast Asian food is simply background noise to the nightly dinner show. You can just come here for happy hour at one of the two bars. But, at least once, book a table for what purports to be “the longest running Polynesian dance show in the United States.”" - ryan pfeffer, virginia otazo, mariana trabanino