"Burp Castle is just a bar, but we’re including it because this East Village establishment is the only place we know that strictly enforces indoor voices only. If you dare to speak a whisper above the Gregorian chants playing in the monastic-themed space, the bartender will likely—loudly—shush you. They’ve got a great selection of Belgian and German beers. Just keep those belches under control." - molly fitzpatrick, bryan kim, willa moore, will hartman, sonal shah