"From servers slicing thick cuts of beef wellington as though carving out mother lodes of precious gems to the tableside caesar salad we would pay to have in our home, everything at Turner’s Cut is a show. This River Oaks steakhouse is all about over-the-top tableside service and fancy cuts of wagyu. Like Australian filets or by-the-ounce kobe, some of which are carved, where else, tableside. This place takes the excessive steakhouse model to the extreme, complete with live lounge singers, a refurbished Miami nightclub feel, and branded condoms in the bathroom." - gianni greene, chelsea thomas, julie takahashi