"Dirty French is pure aesthetic chaos. The Brickell steakhouse is a blur of animal print and mirrored surfaces that transports its guests to...we're not exactly sure? It feels like a place that people who couldn't get into Studio 54 would go. Regardless, it did not make us feel very glamorous. Service is slow unless you're a VIP, food is average (and very expensive), and the only thing we really enjoy about dinner here are the great martinis." - ryan pfeffer, virginia otazo