"Celebrity: Cristiano Ronaldo Tatel is a fancy chain restaurant from Spain backed by several recognizable athletes, including perennial Most Beautiful Person To Walk The Planet candidate Cristiano Ronaldo. Unfortunately, you'll never actually see him at the Beverly Hills location, instead, you'll have to focus your attention on the mediocre parade of tapas coming from the kitchen. That might include dishes like burrata in lavender vinaigrette, tuna tartare topped with fried onions, and a watery risotto. It's food you'd find at a clubstaurant, except Tatel isn't a clubstaurant. It's just a big regular restaurant that, save for a few hours on Saturday night, has a lot of empty tables. " - sylvio martins, brant cox, garrett snyder