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"I read that when Curtis Brooner got stuck in a Burger King bathroom it allegedly took management an hour to help him escape; the manager supposedly offered him free meals for life—'Anytime you come in here, it’s free meals on us'—but Brooner alleges staff were told two weeks later to stop giving him three meals, and he is suing for $9,026.16, which he calculates as the cost of one Whopper Meal per week for the next 22 years." - Brooke Jackson-Glidden