The Wild World of Chain Restaurant Superfans | Eater
"A lifelong celebratory tradition turned full‑time fandom: this devotee wears two tattoos inspired by the chain (including a rotary cheese grater with “SAY WHEN”), amassed more than 50 branded T‑shirts spanning decades, and purchased a limited Lifetime Pasta Pass — $500 for dine‑in unlimited pasta, soup, salad and breadsticks for life — which he’s used over 100 times. To keep visits interesting he created a 'Pastadex' randomizer to cycle through sauce, topping and pasta combinations, and has been known to eat there solo multiple times per week." - Amy McCarthy
