"This gritty, strip-club-in-a-past-lifetime spot serves stiff pours with zero flair. Warren’s is perfect for sipping slowly on a martini and reveling in the kind of anonymity a Downtown dive bar provides. And even though most martinis contain 100% booze, the bartenders engage in some proprietary skill that makes the martinis here taste 13% more boozy. Most of the folks here are a mix of characters either waiting for a nearby club to open, meeting up with someone they don’t want their friends to know about, or silently dissociating into the void. You’re in good company." - chelsea thomas