"You should not spend a lot of money on behalf of someone who broke up with you two days before your birthday, even if you go around telling people that it was mutual. The key is to come to this East Village spot during Happy Hour, order some al pastor tacos and a discounted margarita (singular), and talk about where all of your overlapping friends live now. We’d recommend finding a spot at the bar rather than taking over a whole booth. That way, you can leave after an hour and say your legs are really sore from all the working out you’ve been doing." - hannah albertine