"Welcome to a trippy dream sequence masquerading as a winery. Complete with a vortex-to-nowhere entrance, melty wax candles illuminating private cellar rooms, soul-penetrating spa music, and valet parking, Antica Terra is so thoughtfully hospitable that it’s almost concerning. We said almost. Each tasting starts with serious Champagne, and then features both Antica Terra’s home-grown wines as well as similar varietals made abroad. Luxe food pairings are part of the shtick, and run the gamut from goat prosciutto to crudité that could have been cultivated by Demeter herself. Want a unique Willamette adventure that’ll stick with you like a swallowed wad of gum? Fork over the $175." - Aimee Rizzo