"If the parents have thick skin, they might love it here. And we say that because, before this Colombian spot turns into a dance party, it’s a merciless musical roast. On weekends two singers go from table to table making fun of people in perfect rhymes. It can be a little brutal, but very fun. And afterward, everyone releases the tension by moving their hips on Pueblito’s dance floor beneath horrifying wax figures of beloved celebrities. " - ryan pfeffer, mariana trabanino