"We can’t stress enough how much the juice isn’t worth the squeeze with this Marylebone queue. People will tell you that the steak at French spot Le Relais De Venise L'Entrecôte is good and well-priced, and you get two lots of chips. Sure, but you’ll also be hustled in and out in an indigestion-causing 45 minutes flat. Which is inevitably less time than you queued for. 2pm is a bit of a sweet spot, failing that 5:30pm" - jake missing, sinead cranna, rianne shlebak, heidi lauth beasley