The Touristy Waterfront Seafood Restaurant Power Rankings - Seattle - The Infatuation

"Expect a huge wait for a table in a South Lake Union space that feels like a stuffy landlocked boat—and expect to be pretty disappointed. If the seafood were great, we wouldn't mind the unadulterated humiliation that comes with using the goofy phrases written on their menu, like: "Rockin' Rockfish Tacos," "It's So Dreamy Parmesan Halibut," and our very least favorite, "Blessed By The Pope Seafood Cioppino." But we've found that most dishes are tremendously overcooked and unpleasant. If you're being dragged here, just get a basket of "Oh My Cod! Fish And Chips" and move on with your life." - aimee rizzo, gabe guarente, kayla sager riley