15 Restaurants To Take Tourists That Won’t Make You Hate Yourself - Miami - The Infatuation

"Are you hosting tourists who like Colombian food? Do they also enjoy being roasted in Spanish by singers? Then go to Pueblito Viejo on a weekend. This place probably has the most bananas interior of any restaurant in Miami. The only thing they’re not willing to suspend from the ceiling is your disbelief in how many mochila bags they can hang from it. The food isn’t the star here—the distractions from it are. But you’ll happily munch on crispy chicharrones while watching folks dance salsa. Pueblito Viejo is campy and not afraid to make fun of itself—or your friends. Just don't bother trying to hide from the singers. They have wireless microphones, and they will find you." - ryan pfeffer, virginia otazo