"They’re north, you’re south. They’re a ketchup person, you like HP. They won’t say how they voted and, well, you know what that means. It was never going to work. Still, you’ll always have Yada’s. The Kurdish restaurant is handily located right by Peckham Rye station so, whichever direction your journey home is, you should get yourself a sensational shawarma. It’s also BYOB so, depending on how amicable this whole thing is, maybe you can have a drink. Or wait around and get a few mates along to settle in for a falafel-filled debrief afterwards." - jake missing, sinead cranna, rianne shlebak