"Estimated Wait: Fluctuates depending on what the doorman thinks of your outfit. (20-40 minutes if the bar is crowded, but really guessing here) The Payoff: Absolutely batshit people-watching and an interior that feels like a hallucinogenic Little Mermaid fever dream "I cannot confirm there is a steady line, but Sexy Fish has a velvet rope and bouncer outside, and I wouldn't be surprised if there's a line on Saturday night. Can't think of a more embarrassing thing than waiting to get into Sexy Fish." - bryan kim, team infatuation, will hartman, bryan kim, matthew jacobs, nicolai mccrary, nick allen, sylvio martins, cathy park, mariana trabanino, ryan pfeffer, candis mclean, aimee rizzo