"Let’s say, hypothetically, you fell into a Wikipedia rabbit hole about Roman concrete and won't make it to Dripping Springs in time for breakfast. A Neapolitan pizza at Pieous is in your future. Hypothetically, of course. They’re known for pizza and pastrami, and since they don’t make a pastrami pizza, you should probably just get both. You can grab a bar stool and be hypnotized by beautifully blistered pies coming in and out of the oven, but we've found a takeout pie eaten on top of your car's hood is the best way to pregame a visit to Jester King" - nicolai mccrary, anne cruz