"Weston's Panna is a bit far from Miami, but it’s worth it for the high-class chisme, like who crashed their Jaguar trying not to be late to first period at Cypress Bay, and whose mom has been sneaking her son into the Midtown Athletic Club without paying the guest fee. And while you're here, you can also eat tequeños, get a coffee, and wash your car, which is the perfect excuse to linger. If someone asks why you've been awkwardly sitting next to them for 30 minutes even though you're not eating, just say it's because you're waiting for your car to be ready, definitely not because you’re deeply invested in their conversation. They also have great lunch specials during the week, but you should prioritize peak chisme time, which is Sunday around 11am." - julia malave, ryan pfeffer, virginia otazo, mariana trabanino